Sunday, September 13, 2009

How to Build The Internet

Massive deforestation

paper-mache

discarded lite-brites

two boomboxes

two Stephen Hawkings and a Bill Gates

black hole sun

hundreds of aquaintance-level relationships

all of your ex-lovers

The Indianapolis Colts

eight-track tape of "Jungle Boogie" by Kool and the Gang

Kool

The Gang

mouse (right click)

mouse (alive)

instruction booklets from Ikea furniture

boobies

dicks

64 count Crayola (for texture)

staples

abacus

safety scissors

bombs

Nintendos (a ton of 'em)

The Internet

The Internet

The Internet (for texture)

The Internet