A tank crashes through Paris like a
pinch harmonic at the end of a pentatonic scale.
Twenty years later, in Italy,
Clint Eastwood shoots a man in the face
without exhaling any cigar smoke. On the other
side of the world a Nebraskan child learns
that one human soul is worth ten guitar lessons
from Satan. This took place after he read
the book of Revelations which everyone knows
is the story of the apocalypse set to AC/DC.
Fourteen years later someone confuses punk for
metal and everyone punches each other. This is why
Metallica will never be as good as they used to be.
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